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you stupid little hooligan

HAHAHA

Are you lost or incomplete?
Do you feel like a puzzle, you can't find your missing piece?
Tell me how do you feel?
Well I feel like they're talking in a language I don't speak
And they're talking it to me

ive got to be the laziest blogger ever

hahahaha this song's really funnie

(COMMENTATOR)
"Germany England is off and under way in the olympicstadion in munich, ComeonEngland"

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson
He's got Jimmy Saville's haircut so how'd he get a lovely girlfriend
He tried so many players for the Holland game
yeah how'd we forget Collymore they says he's insane

(COMMENTATOR)
"MICHAEL OWEN LEVELS IT UP FOR ENGLAND IN 12 MINUTES IN MUNICH WHAT A START TO THE SEASON FOR MICHAEL OWEN!!"

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson
He's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from Sweden.
Upfront there's Michael Owen and Heskey that's his pal
He should shave off Seamans tash and cut his ponytail

Seaman Seaman Seaman your hair is in a right old state
All you need is a Mark one Escort and sovereign ring mate
What a wally David looks his hair will have to go
cos hes a cross between Burt Reynolds and Peter String fellow

(COMMENTATOR)
"GERRARD FROM RANGE, POWERS IT.. WHAT A GOAL STEVEN GERRARD, OH IT WAS BRILLIANT!! STEVEN GERRARD THE FUTURE OF ENGLAND FOOTBALL!!"

Rudi Rudi Rudi Rudi Voller
Four Scrum der technique or somethin' or other

Little Micheal Owen he put three past Ollie Kahn
And Ollie must have cried his eyes out
Down the autobahn

(COMMENTATOR)
"THIS IS OWEN OH THIS COULD BE IN WHAT A START TO THE SECOND HALF OHHH THIS IS BIRTHDAY, CHRISTMAS, NEW YEARS EVE ALL ROLLED INTO ONE ENGLAND ARE 3-1 UP"

"OWEN CLEAN THROUGH HERE OWEN ON A HAT TRICK FOR ENGLAND MICHAEL OWENNNN HAT TRICK HEROOOO!!"

Sven Sven Sven Goran Erikson
He's a lovely geezer but don't forget that he's from Sweden.

(COMMENTATOR)
"Linke's got a bad head, he's got a headache. he's going off on the far side. i know from o level of german what the actual word is for thomas Linke's headache. it's called "Michael Owenitis"

Ollie Ollie Ollie Oliver Kahn
Eins zwei drei vier funf thats five in German

(COMMENTATOR)
"SCHOLES HAS HESKEY ON THE EDGE OF THE BOX!! EMILE HESKEY IN ON GOAL!! OUT COMES KAHN!! HESKEYYYYYYY!!! ENGLAND HAVE GONE MAD IN MUNICH!! GERMANY 1 ENGLAND 5 IT'S AN ABSOLUTE ROUT!! :D"

Steven Gerrard crossed the German line
Mr Churchill would be proud as he put up the victory sign

Stevie stevie stevie steve gerrard

(COMMENTATOR)
"Seeya later.. Seeya later!! ohhh ahh hahahahah Gerrard has nutmegged Hammann we're knocking around, we're toying, we're showboating with germany"

Stevie stevie stevie steve gerrard
He mugged Dietmar Hamman cos he is well 'ard

We can play that Jordan with her Jelly bags
When we win the World Cup she'll get them out for the lads

(COMMENTATOR)
"Michael Owen.. what a hero, what a night and what a turnabout to England's fortunes"

"Sven Goran Eriksson has breathed new life into England! what a turn around in 12 months!"

Sven Sven Sven Goran Eriksson (to the end)

sam -- hahhah that's barely emo in my book man um just had a few torrid weeks but oh well never mind =)

zhen -- NOO I GET INTERNET ON THE FOURTH OF MAY ARRGH STUPID SINGNET

pig -- i <3 eugene :p

amanda -- amanda!!!

Rudyard Kipling
If

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or, being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with triumph and disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on";

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch;
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run -
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son!