Sunday, October 03, 2004
hahahahaha was talking to church bryan. haha he was stating his dislike for people like rooney and beckham and bill gates and jk rowling and roman abromovich. who earn like a million per hour or something like that.
this reminded me of a conversation i had with ah neh a few months ago. when we were walking to the bus stop to wait for the bus that takes him home.
ah neh "yess... i maybe the captain of the acjc soccer team. Hmm. wonder what will happen next."
me "whattt"
ah neh "i think i'll get like signed by man united or something lah. the first Singaporean to play in the premier league man.." *clenches his fist* "like come unn!!!"
me "hahahaha dare to dream. Work towards that lah. Maybe some day a scout might spot you or something. And you might replace RIO FERDINAND. ahhahaha and i'm sure you wont like forget to take ur drugs test rite. :p"
ah neh "yea man. Then i'll like turn the old trafford (Manchester united home stadium) crowd on.. They'll love me and adore me.. and i'll bring home 60k a week wages... and many girls will come after me... but.. "
me interuppting "yar like that's not already happening lah huh"
Ah neh "shut up lah hawn. but then there'll only and always be one... the one and only.. ooooo i'm going to buy a huge mansion... just for the two of us.. I'm going to rake in the big bucks.. just for her only. I'll build our family. We'll have kids. Hopefully her dancing career will go off.. And i'll enjoy playing my football.. Win trophies.. All that.. mann mannn mannn"
me "hahahahahahahahahha eh wah lau! forget about your best friend lah. what's this"
ah neh "you ah.. you..."
me "man u will sign me too!! :D:D:D"
ah neh "go away lah u.. u suck lah. :p"
me "that's true. crap i shld have studied harder and went ac lah den i could have at least gotten into the soccer team."
ah neh "aiyah dont think too much about it."
me "eh i noe i noe i noe!! i can be ur agent. Then i'll travel to England with you and negotiate the contract for you. Like help you get sponsorship deals.. and advise you on your contract dealings. Eh i'll be the one that got you to old trafford in the first place!!" *beams*
ah neh "yea yea true true.. ahahhaha and then. you'll buy yourself a villa in australia and work from there. then you can be with her. ahahhah you all 2 will buy a farm and be farmers lah. she'll tend the sheep and vegetables while you help me get deals. And then we'll all live happily ever after. and then we'll meet up for like regular family outings. hahahah ur kids will be like friends with my kids.. wheeee. oops i meant weeeee :p"
me "YAY YAY YAY."
=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)